* Thursday has it's own peculiar way 
   Of sayin' hey
   Well sometimes Thursday 
   Almost makes you want to run away
   Thursday's such a crazy, lazy day 

   Thursday's such a crazy, lazy day
   Let's go have a picnic  Let's 
   Thursday's such a crazy, lazy day
   I hope it feeling it doesn't rain
   When I'm feeling Thursday
   I go and have a drink
   If Thursday was a boat I'd let it sink

   I did it on Monday
   I tried it on Tuesday
   Wednesday's certainly not 
   My cup of tea, yeah
   Thank heaven it's Friday
   Thank the Lord for the weekend
   Thursday's such a crazy, lazy day

   They say that Monday's child is full of grace
   Tuesday's child is fair of face
   And Thursday's child has for to go 
   And it's no wonder
   When the week becomes a rat race
   You can bet win, show, or place 
   But never bet on Thursday
   'Cause God's not on His case

   Thursday's such a crazy, lazy day
   Don't get me wrong
   It's just that Thursday's twice as long
   As it should be, it's twice as long
   Mondays, Tuesdays, weekends, Fridays 
   Don't get in my way
   Thursday's such a crazy, lazy day

   Monday's a blues day
   And that goes for Tuesday
   Wednesday's just the middle 
   Of the week, yeah yeah
   Friday's just another payday
   Weekend is just another heyday
   Thursday's...
   That's why I didn't go to work today

   (*Repeat)

   I said that Thursday's such 
   A crazy, lazy day, nh yeah